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What If Dr. Seuss Did Technical Training Manuals
Here's an easy game to play.
Here's an easy thing to say:
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,
Then your situation's hopeless, and your system's gonna crash!
You can't say this?
What a shame sir!
We'll find you
Another game sir.
If the label on the cable on the table at your house,
Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
But your packets want to tunnel on another protocol,
That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,
And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss
So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
'Cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!
When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,
And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary RISC,
Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM.
Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom!
Favorite sayings:
I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
Practice random acts of intelligence & senseless acts of self-control.
Allow me to introduce my selves.
Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
Better living through denial.
Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
Chaos, panic, & disorder -- my work here is done.
Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted pay checks.
How do I set a laser printer to stun?
Gene Police!!! Get out of the pool!!
What men really mean
When a man says, Its a guy thing, What he really means, There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical.
When a man says, Can I help with Dinner? What he really means, Why isn't dinner on the table yet?
When a man says, It would take too long to explain. What he really means, I have no idea how it works.
When a man says, That interesting dear. What he really means, Are you still talking?
When a man says, We're going to be late. What he really means, Now I have an excuse to drive like a maniac to get us there.
When a man says, Uh huh, Sure, honey, or Yes, dear... What he really means, Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.
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